Tory Lanez - WHAT'S KULTURE ?? Lyrics / Letra

For the past two weeks, Tuggawar (a dancehall & rap artist) has been posting some comical videos on Instagram after allegeding Tory Lanez had stolen ('teefed') his bars. I can't find anywhere where Tory has responded, but Tugga implies he was offered 10k (which was rejected).
The first video posted, 2 weeks ago, was this and this. In the videos, Tuggawar claims the song "Broke In A Minute" by Tory Lanez. Specifically the lines pointed out,

When I was broke, man, she fronted, but then I got rich and I hit it Homie, I don't dance, I jiggy Weed is so strong, I feel like I'm Popeye off the spinach

Tugga claims this is stolen from his song, "I Get Some".

Mind how you speak with my name all in it Weed strong like say I Popeye spinach

I don't personally believe this is intentional, but the videos are hilarious
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-ZzyLmgieG/

Bumba pussy rassclart [?]. Mi nah see nuh 5 million US in mi PayPal for money. Tory Lanez, uno haffi run outta Toronto, yuh know. Mi ah forward, look pon mi swagger, yuh think I'm Mick bumbaclart Jagger? Yo, mi know no US right now, mi want 5 million sterling, STERLING! Inna PayPal account, inna next half-hour, or bare fuckery ah gwan, bare gunshots ah gon fire, pussyclart [?]. Run mi ah run gwan Toronto right now, the whole ah bumbaclart Canada look for you. Yuh gon run out, pussyclart [?]

Translation: Fucking pussy asshole, I don't see 5 million dollars in my PayPal. Tory Lanez, I will run you out of Toronto. I am a good runner, I'm not just your average white guy. I don't want dollars, I want sterling, in my paypal, in the next half-hour, or I will kick off, there will be gunshots. I will go to Toronto and look for you, you will get run out.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-afj_EAqAp/

[?] bumba pussy rassclart people, look pon mi bumbaclart swagger. Tory Lanez didn't even value mi pussyclart Narcos coffee. No man can pussyclart squeeze man bag ah morning time. Suck yuh momma battyboy. Yo, 5 million bumbaclart dolla, turn ah 10 million now. 10 million sterling inna mi PayPal account. [..] Yuh a billion ah pound worth artist, yuh ah go broke inna minute when mi done with yuh yuh know.

Trans: Fucking pussy ass people, look at my swag. [...] I can't be pressured in the morning. Suck your mum gay fellow. I wanted 5 million, now I want 10 million. [..] You're worth a billion pounds, you will go broke when I am done with you.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-e6Aytgszb/
At this point, Tory had apparently offered to pay 10 thousand dollars, to which Tugga had some thoughts on:

Tory teefing pussyhole Lane, ah pussy yuh tek man for? Yuh wan offer man 10 thousand US? For mi bloodclart lyrics? Suck on your mumma, bumbaclart [?]. [...] Big bumbaclart disrespect, big war dog, yuh offer 10 thousand dollars, yuh can't even buy cat food, they can't even buy bumbaclart rizzla paper [..] 10 thousand dollars? 20 million bumbaclart sterling.

Trans: Tory thieving pussyhole Lane, do you take me for a pussy? You want too offer me 10 thousand dollars? For my fucking lyrics? Suck your mum, big fucking disrespect, you can't even buy cat food or rizzla paper for 10k. I want 20 million.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-ffU-lAM-_/

[..] ah fuck di Tory teefing pussyhole Lane, jah man. [...] Yo, I'm highly disappointed, pussyhole teefing Tory bumbahole Lane, ah yuh wan try offer man 10 thousand dollar, what mi look like? Gogo dancer to yuh? See mi ah gogo dancer? Go suck yuh mudda. Ah 20 million sterling now, battyboy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-skBYdgMh2/

Teefing pussyclart Tory Lanez, not even Drake can help you run out of this bloodclart. Gave me mi 30 million now, pussy

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-uQ-aHAAuk/

Yuh tink I joke bumbaclart inna Britain? Yo, Tory teefing pusshole Lanez, [?] instagram get blocked, so yuh nah drop da bloodclart 20-30 million inna mi bank account. You owe 40 million mi ah look at yuh now, pussy

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-wvI8yAtGI/

Teefing pussyclart Tory battyhole Lane, not even Drake can pussyclart save you. 40 million sterling mi ting deh, yuh see mi? [...]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-xen0Hg5bM/

Big pussy girl teefing battyhole sock pussy Tory Lane, I know business. I want my money, now, now. I heard, you're only worth 2 million, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit, you go and borrow the money from Drake, you go sell your mumma, go and sell your granny's toe nails. Mi nah business, 50 bumbaclart million mi want, mi nah business with people. Teefing battyhole Tory Lane, run mi bloodclart P. [?] Yuh haffi go find the money, 50 million sterling, battyhole, pay me now

With everything that has been established in Part 1, it's time to discuss JJ's content.
Milking everything for views
A lot of people can agree that the New KSI is not as creative as he once was when he at least tried, but a lot of people don't know the exact reasoning behind it, so let me refresh your memory: his content schedule boils down to reaction videos, Reddit reaction videos, reacting to reaction videos (yes, he does that. No, this is not an out-of-season April Fools joke), desperately milking any criticism towards him dry in the form of "laughing at" videos, and occasionally a "One Question Go", which is giving a lucky selection of KSI Discord members the opportunity to each ask him one question. On paper, that sounds okay, but we can't have everything in life the way it looks on paper.
In these videos, he's strictly relying on other people and/or their content to carry the video so all he has to do is stare at a screen, and call it a work of art... and I'm not exaggerating when I say he calls it a work of art, as there are so many instances where he opens his Reddit videos with "I know y'all are gassed to see this!" Really? What's so exciting about using other people and/or their content for views, let alone using other peoples' reaction videos for views/ego flexing? And in what world is forcefully laughing every 5 seconds or pointing out exactly what happened on screen (usually starting with "BOY!" or many other things) in exaggerated fashion considered comedy gold to anyone with brain activity above the medulla oblongata?
I'll admit: Mo Syed, KSI's editor, does some clean editing in those videos (removing moments of absolutely nothing, occasionally getting crazy with it in a good way), but like I said, Mo does the clean editing, JJ does nothing at all. Mo is, in fact, carrying his videos... then you realize that by overhyping his totally fresh and creative content, he is comparing his videos to that of tutors, personal trainers, comedians, the YTP Community, animators, and a wider variety of content creators who actually "create", instead of simply leaving their webcam on for money. If sitting down and forgetting to turn your face cam off is all it takes to become a B-List celebrity, what the hell am I doing with my life?
Don't get me wrong: your source of entertainment is subjective, but that doesn't always mean your source of entertainment is creative, or good. On top of that, you'll notice that simply recording yourself watching/reading something can trivialize the road to the 10-minute mark. I know-- and I'm sure even his fans know-- that KSI does it exclusively for money because those types of videos on his channel have ads sprinkled all over them. And I am convinced that he spends far more time with these super original and ground-breaking videos than he does his own girlfriend.
I would have less disdain for his reaction videos (or reaction videos in general) if...
A. They were not monetized
B. The person running the channel did the editing, rather than someone else
C. You don't pretend they're better than they are(n't)
...but if you're unwilling to change any of that, I would live with it if the person making said videos was not a D-Bag whose ego is through the roof 24/7.
The only time I can like a reaction video is if it's of an event, or anything, that you were a part of, and the reaction itself is just you discussing what you were thinking in that moment, or why you said or did a certain thing during said moment, OR it's an unbiased response to someone else's criticism of you. But I still wouldn't monetize that unless the editing was great at the very least.
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Best on Mute
Whenever he’s about to drop a song or an album, I kid you not: he will always call it the greatest hit the UK will ever see. And, ladies and gentlemen, this "greatest hit the UK will ever see" consists of painful lyricism, obnoxious ego flexing-- and flexing in general (See Lamborghini, On Point, Beerus, Pull Up, Poppin’, Houdini, Cap, Domain, etc.)— diving deeper into autotune with his latest album (Dissimulation), and at least one feature who does a much better job is an incredibly common theme with his songs (the only exception being Lil Pump in Poppin’). Songs of this type are tolerable at the most if you're watching the music video, which has more effort put into it than the songs themselves. And it's obvious, because other people are directing the music video, not KSI himself. But I don't want to rely on the music video to carry his songs, let alone everyone else who is already carrying them too.
(I say "painful lyricism" because he wants me to set my expectations through the roof. If he didn't overhype it, I would've said it was 6/10 at best)
And while I can like a deep song (See Millions, and Lighter)-- and believe me, I do like those songs-- you'll notice the background music in Lighter combined with its unnecessarily upbeat tone is akin to slamming an EDM beat over Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You", therefore diminishing any emotional impact the song has to offer. (well, that and comparing yourself to a war hero) Similar to his lack of activity in Sidemen videos in comparison to everyone else, worthy exceptions are few and far between, and we need more exceptions (or less failures). Plenty of songs with features would also often be all over the place due to KSI's verse taking a different route to every other verse, therefore abruptly disconnecting from them. If you don't believe me, the best example would be in Down like That, where it would shift from S-X's verse...

“I was nothing but loyal to you right from the start, you changed up on me as soon as things start getting hard.”

...to KSI's verse.

"YEAH! YEAH! I WANT THAT KNOCKDOWN!"

This is also the perfect time to remind you that JJ thinks Lil Pump is a lyrical king. (Skip to 9:57) Just to show you where his taste in music really is.
I got a hot take here related to KSI’s music, so if you’re not in that boat, do not read this:
The only reason why KSI's music is capable of charting at all is because his fans have taken their devotion so far that they buy as many iPads, phones, and laptops as they can just to stream his songs on repeat on all of them. Want to know how I know that? Because a lot of his fans have shown themselves doing exactly that via Twitter videos during Dissimulation's launch week. Anyone who was around during that time would know that his Spotify monthly listeners conveniently jumped from 1.7M to 3-5M during that time period. I take zero issue with anyone supporting their idol, no matter how much I may dislike said idol, but the people who have wasted money that should’ve been for a new car just for an impossible (and nonexistent) goal are cheating him to the top and adding extra fuel to his already-explosive ego.
And his diss tracks... more than half of the time, they are anything but a diss track, and turn out to be ego flex #59264 instead (See On Point, and Ares. Also, excluding Sidemen diss tracks because that feud was staged), or they go for low blows (See Adam’s Apple). He also conveniently drops the vast majority of his "diss tracks" after he was proven wrong, or verbally destroyed.
With KSI’s success still fresh on your mind, you might argue that his features get less streams than KSI, so they are incapable of carrying his songs. The fact that I have to explain why this argument is stupid baffles me, but I will explain anyway:

1. Success and quality are two different things. Michael Bay's Transformers movies will never be any less obnoxious, boring, or downright offensive just because the CGI is good, or because they made a lot of money at the box office.
2. Considering how often his features actually make his songs into something you could listen to for at least 30 seconds, those songs should be labeled as theirs, with KSI being the feature; not the other way around. Nathan Dawe was the first to learn that lesson. But even then, I would just pick literally anyone other than KSI as a feature.
3. Most of them actually do get more streams and monthly listeners than KSI. (main exceptions being Randolph, and S-X, because they still live in his shadow)

If your concern is the ratings that the songs/albums get, you may want to bring up the high reviews that music reviewers give them, including TheNeedleDrop. But need I remind you that those same reviewers gave lower scores to better songs/albums from other, more prominent members of the music industry such as Kendrick Lamar, Tory Lanez, Biggie Smalls, Logic, Jay Z, Lil Nas X, Eminem, and more. So either they are afraid of his fans, biased towards anyone who's most likely to notice them, focusing on the features who carry the songs, or just plain stupid. And they didn't even cover KSI's verses nearly as much as they did every feature's verse, or the production value of the songs. It goes without saying that giving high reviews for a song or album just because the music video(s) are a feast for the eyes is a trend that will unfortunately stick around for the years to come. Even if they did somehow praise KSI’s “musical prowess,” you won’t see me doing it just because some idiot reviewer thought “Yeah, yeah, I want that knockdown” was the greatest line in rap history.
If you insist on doubling down on reviews, you'll most likely bring up Quadeca, Crypt, and maybe a few more other YouTubers he tried to ruin before coming out to give him a higher rating than before. and you'll likely forget that their reasons for giving him a lower rating before (the highlights being almost non-existent lyric writing, and inconsistency) are still valid today. Besides, they were not praising his lyric writing; just the scope of the music videos, the music itself, and the features-- none of which was done by KSI.
If you want to bring up the amount of times that KSI charted, I will remind you that Travis Scott's songs are autotuned, mumble rap versions of the generic rapper lifestyle (money, expensive watches, women in skimpy outfits, etc.)-- making it more generic than it already was before-- followed by the music video showcasing exactly that plus an acid trip to make it even more... shall we say, "Travis-y"... and yet his albums often crack the Top 25, if not the Top 10, and in general, they chart higher than KSI's ever will, despite being even worse in every regard.
And yes, I know people will say he gets a bonus for writing all of his own lyrics, but if your own lyric writing is godawful, you might as well wait until you've gotten some actual lessons on songwriting before jumping into a new song, or get a ghost writer if you’re too impatient to finish your songwriting lessons before putting out another song. (Contrary to populaKSI belief, ghost writers don't always write the whole song for you; they could write half of it, and/or simply tell you to change a bar they find bland, until it finally clicks with them. I would have more respect for him if he did this, as opposed to convincing his indoctrinated fans that he’s the greatest rapper to walk the face of the Earth)